A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
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Cross With A Blonde
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Never There
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How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...