Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...