Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...