Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...