Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...