What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...