Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...