No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!