Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...