First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...