yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
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Getting the Recipe
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...