Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...