Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...