A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...