If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.