What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.