stool taken!
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No More Fooling!
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Nun on the Bus
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Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
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Ed Zachary Disease
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A future fireman.
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Knock Knock Jokes 12
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