Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...