Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...