Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...