Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...