COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...