Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...