Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...