“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...