Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...