Facts About Women
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Pilot On Drugs
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Shortage of parachutes
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!