English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...