Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...