Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...