Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!