Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...