Restaurant Specialty
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Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Don’t say this to a cop
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Wrong ISP
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There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...