Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Efficiency
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Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...