Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...