A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...