Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...