The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...