Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...