He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...