Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...