yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!