Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....