Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...