You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...