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Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted