How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...