The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...