Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...