A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!